I was a huge impulse buyer back in the day. Then I grew up, started paying bills and I cut that stuff out. Today was the return of my impulse buying days when I saw that Darksiders was on sale on Amazon.com Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeyt, I clicked that buy button so fast my computer almost couldn't handle it. 

I'll have Darksiders in my hands in two days.

Good day, sir.